Summer and Emme
Starting yesterday at about 4pm, I began my 4 day experience with my two cousins Summer and Emme. Summer is 4 years old and about as active as 10 5 year old boys, or at least close to it. Emme is 2 years old and about the exact opposite. She could play with string for 2 hours and be just fine. Summer reminds me of Dash from the Incredibles. They're both incredibly sweet kids, just with completely different personalities. Here are some brief events from the weekend:
Wednesday:
Bathtime results in Jen quite wet and bubbles in her hair.
Popsicles are used as bribery.
Emme wants more "Oot Nacks" = Fruit Snacks
Summer tells me, "I like your boobs." Jen is left speechless, unsure of how to react
Thursday:
Jen is woke up at 7am after a very restless night of sleeping on the couch and the bedroom floor.
We venture to Walmart where I get many, "You've got your hands full!" ya think?!?!
Emme uses the remote control as a phone
We dance in the living room and I teach Summer how to dance ghetto ;)
During bathtime, Summer and Emme both give me a good 'Holla!'
When petting the dogs, Summer wants to see the doggy's boobies.......what in the world?!?!?
Friday:
Up again WAY too early
We venture to the zoo where Summer yells "Hi!" to every animal and tries to venture inside the fence.
When looking at the gorillas, one turns its butt towards us and Summer proceeds to crouch down and try to look under it in search of only God knows what.
We see this antelope/zebra looking animal and Summer announces that it's a cantelope.
Saturday:
Jonifer comes home!!
Summer yet again makes a boob comment only this time it's about Jonathan mowing the lawn with his shirt off.
We play in the sprinkler and Jonathan frolics like a fairy through it.
Sunday:
They leave for home at 9am and peace returns to the Bell household.
Wow....what a hectic 4 days! It was fun but I needed a break. I have a new found admiration for single mothers.
Wednesday:
Bathtime results in Jen quite wet and bubbles in her hair.
Popsicles are used as bribery.
Emme wants more "Oot Nacks" = Fruit Snacks
Summer tells me, "I like your boobs." Jen is left speechless, unsure of how to react
Thursday:
Jen is woke up at 7am after a very restless night of sleeping on the couch and the bedroom floor.
We venture to Walmart where I get many, "You've got your hands full!" ya think?!?!
Emme uses the remote control as a phone
We dance in the living room and I teach Summer how to dance ghetto ;)
During bathtime, Summer and Emme both give me a good 'Holla!'
When petting the dogs, Summer wants to see the doggy's boobies.......what in the world?!?!?
Friday:
Up again WAY too early
We venture to the zoo where Summer yells "Hi!" to every animal and tries to venture inside the fence.
When looking at the gorillas, one turns its butt towards us and Summer proceeds to crouch down and try to look under it in search of only God knows what.
We see this antelope/zebra looking animal and Summer announces that it's a cantelope.
Saturday:
Jonifer comes home!!
Summer yet again makes a boob comment only this time it's about Jonathan mowing the lawn with his shirt off.
We play in the sprinkler and Jonathan frolics like a fairy through it.
Sunday:
They leave for home at 9am and peace returns to the Bell household.
Wow....what a hectic 4 days! It was fun but I needed a break. I have a new found admiration for single mothers.
1 Comments:
Good, positive influence from Jen Bell. Look out moms, if she spends any amount of time with your kids you may have to give little Susie 'the Birds and the Bees' talk earlier than you anticpated. Also note that ballet classes might be necessary to untrain the your tainted gems from their "bootylicious" dance instruction and curb them from a life undeniably headed for sex, drugs, and clubbin'.
haha Jen...all in good fun.
"BOOBS!!!" -Simon Birch
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