The Pap

Ok, so before you freak out about the title, just amuse me for a second and keep reading. So, we're at dinner tonight and somehow Adam interjects 'pap smear' into conversation. We all give him an odd look like, 'where the heck did that come from??' Thing is, it came from nowhere as far as I remember. So we laugh and tease that he doesn't even know what it is. He asks Jonathan who admits he doesn't know what it is but that it's not for males. Adam proceeds to give his 'definition' of a pap smear. Here it is: The doctor goes in, scraps the 'pap', smears it on a slide, and examines it under a microscope. Wow. My stomach hurt I laughed so hard. He continues to make jokes and points to Jon and says, "Hey Jon...you've got some pap smear on your face." More laughing. Oh dear....where did this come from?!?! A few conversations later Adam and Jon are trying to pull a joke on Amy and I give it away so Jon throws his half eaten carrot in my glass of water, adds some of his salad, Adam adds some pepper, gives it a stir and as he pours it on my tray says, "Here's some pap for ya." Never knew that word could be so funny! It was real amusing to watch guy's faces as they sat at the table mid-conversation and caught wind of the word "pap smear". Oh my....the things that make us laugh 3 weeks away from finals, stressed, sick of school, and tired.