Oh so clumsy

Holy crap! I've never been so clumsy in my life as I have these past few weeks. A week and a half ago, I knocked the wind out of myself while working at McConn. Ya, I turned around and went to quickly go to the back of McConn, holding a big plastic tub and accidently ran into half of the wall in my attempt to squeeze by and knocked the wind out of myself. I had a good laugh from that one. Then the very same night, in my excitement in talking about Thanksgiving with Dave, my manager, I pulled one of the drawers too hard and the entire thing fell out onto my big toe. I definitely limped all the next day and it's all purple. Great job Jen....2 in one night! I also noticed a massive bruise on my upper thigh and I have NO CLUE how it got there; I just know it hurts. My fourth, and I hope final, injury occured last night. I was tired and I guess miscalculated where the coffee table was as I entered the family room and I slammed my knee into the corner. Ya, it still hurts. Fantastic. I'm a winner.