Metrosexuals

So in a song that someone (who will remain anonymous) wrote about my brother, Jonathan was referred to as a metrosexual. It's not a bad thing, but it's interesting what qualifies someone as being a metro. Here was the list this person gave me: dresses nice, smells nice, gets along well with girls does not have a girlfriend. Hmm.....so basically guys, if you wear anything name brand and shower and have good social skills and don't give into the IWU stigma that you need to be dating, well then, you're a metro. In that case, I hope every guy is a metro. This definitely humors me. :)